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[rapsheet]

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	Friendr
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	» Age: Not exactly relevant. » Seeking: Without trying to be evasive - not very much, if I'm honest. » Preferences: That dead people stay dead, as a general rule. » Interests: Good wine, good music, decent odds, and getting my work done. » Bio: Some call me the Grim Reaper. I don't really know what I'm doing here, but a diversion in the meantime can't hurt.
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[umbrastaff]

2 things

1. you better be fucking real or I am nailing your balls to my bat and going swinging

2. are we good with the lich stuff?

[rapsheet]

[ Well that's... certainly colorful. ]

I'm real as far as I know? I remember coming through the portal, speaking to the little welcoming committee. I don't know if there's a more concrete way to be sure.

And... yes. I'm not sure how much you know, but your score is settled as far as I'm concerned. You and Barry both.

[umbrastaff]

[ What did you expect, Krav? ]

Awesome. Then we're good, too.
You gonna stay with us or nah?

[rapsheet]

[ Fair. On second thought he's not sure what about Lup made him ever expect otherwise. ]

Seems that way. With your blessing, of course.

[ A moment later: ]

I take it you met this... copy of me, too, then.

[umbrastaff]

yeah u got it
just take it easy with Koko ok? He's been through a lot

and yeah I did. not in person but still.

[rapsheet]

I'm trying, I promise. I don't want this to be any more difficult for him than you do. But I'll trust you to be my enthusiastic executioner if I get it wrong.

Do things like that happen often?

[umbrastaff]

I know. Threats aside, you're a swell guy.

That specific one was new, but weird shit happens all the time. Taako's got a chain of bad shit happening thanks to this place, the rest of us have skirted by fairly trauma-less.

[rapsheet]

Thank you. I try.

Looks like I've got that to look forward to, then. What's the saying? What doesn't kill you...

[ Because hey, at least it can't do that... ]

[spellslots]

I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again 😩😩😩

[rapsheet]

... I have questions about so many parts of this.

1/2

[spellslots]

Hit me

[spellslots]

With the questions don't actually hit me I am very sore

1/2

[rapsheet]

And here I was just getting my hopes up. You break my heart, love.

[rapsheet]

Honestly the only question worth bothering to ask is... metal?

[spellslots]

Give me like a week

I was hella drunk, my man, and promised more tequila shots. It wasn't worth it

[rapsheet]

Noted.

And you're sure you weren't just... mugged.

[spellslots]

I know when I'm being mugged!

[rapsheet]

Mhm. Of course you do.

friendr

[valr]

[profile]

which grim reaper?

[There are many, and she's curious.]

[rapsheet]

How many do you know?

[ Normally people's reaction to that is oh gods not the grim reaper, not yeah but which one, so. ]

[valr]

personally? Śmierć, hein, a lot of ankou, santa muetre
there are others

[rapsheet]

[ ... Were all of those things even words? ]

Can't say I've heard of them. Grim Reaper wasn't a name I gave myself, anyway. I'm not the only emissary of the Raven Queen, but mortals seem to find it easier to think of us as one being. Gives them less to worry about.

[valr]

haven't heard of the raven queen. she's a god?
not from earth then?

[rapsheet]

Goddess of the natural order of life and death. And... no. But I've heard of it.

[ In a roundabout sort of way. ]

How exactly do you come to know so many of us?

[valr]

[It's weird to think of there only being one goddess of life and death, which is the impression she's getting from the use of "the" rather than "a", but she can save the question for later.]

valkyrja, the chooser of the slain
i serve my gods, to ferry the dead to their resting place