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	» Age: Not exactly relevant. » Seeking: Without trying to be evasive - not very much, if I'm honest. » Preferences: That dead people stay dead, as a general rule. » Interests: Good wine, good music, decent odds, and getting my work done. » Bio: Some call me the Grim Reaper. I don't really know what I'm doing here, but a diversion in the meantime can't hurt.
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... I'd tell you you're the worst, but I get the feeling you already know.

[spellslots]

Oh, I know, but it never hurts to hear it again

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Try not to waste too many spell slots on Levitate.

[ You utter pain. ]

[spellslots]

Or I could just use healing potions you doofus

[So why the drama in the first place?

Does that really need asking?]

[rapsheet]

Yes, I'm definitely the doofus here...

[ He'd actually assumed there was some reason why that was unfeasible. Should've known. ]

Anyway, I thought you'd be pleased with me picking up the ways around here. I actually bought something called a bath bomb the other day. Amazing what people will invent given enough free time, isn't it?

[spellslots]

If you're amazed by bath bombs my entire bathroom is gonna blow your mind. I'm gonna put you in the tub with bath tea

[rapsheet]

Bath tea..?

[ Any version of that he can imagine just sounds itchy and uncomfortable. ]

[spellslots]

It's just like herbs and shit in a giant tea bag that you dunk in the bath while you're soaking. Kind of an improvement on bath bombs cause you don't end up covered in bits of lavender

[rapsheet]

[ Oh. Well that's much nicer. ]

Hm. Alright. I'll get you to show me how that works at some point.

[spellslots]

That's a real smooth pick up line huh? 'Oh I don't know how baths work you'll have to show me ;) '

[He's teasing]

[rapsheet]

Well, you know. It's only smooth if it works.

[ Called out. ]

[spellslots]

I'd say it did but those puns were pretty fucking atrocious, I gotta punish you somehow

[Also he's still a bit hesitant about leaping straight into anything more than kissing, but he's not going to admit that.]

[rapsheet]

Ah, well, of course.

[ And he understands that too, really, even if he is thinking about this in a much more innocent sense than the 'let me immediately get you naked' it must sound like. ]

True artists are never appreciated in their time.

[spellslots]

[To be fair this whole thing started with Taako immediately getting naked]

Is that what you're calling it now?

Hey we should get you a cello, everyone else has hobbies let's get you in on that

[The leap here was the word "artist" but sometimes Taako sort of just rolls with segues that don't follow logic.]

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Oh - are you sure you want to hear me playing that often?

[ Of all the things it could possibly have been, the idea of getting his own instrument here is the first thing to feel like an actual tangible commitment to this place, and that definitely has him feeling some kind of way. ]

[spellslots]

If I can put up with Lup's shitty violin I'm sure I can handle whatever you've got

[Lup is actually very good at violin]

[rapsheet]

[ He's aware, not least from Barry gushing about it, along with everything else about her. ]

I suppose if you don't mind, then. I'll just have to remember that I also share space with people who actually need to sleep now.

[ Wild! ]

Too much to start writing people sarcastic theme songs, you think?

[spellslots]

Only two of them, me and Lup need like four hours and I get those whenever

[He got used to working around Rin, who was nocturnal, and still hasn't settled back into a proper sleep cycle. He takes a lot of cat naps, it probably isn't ideal don't @ him.]

If you start doing that I'll fucking marry you

[a joke]

[rapsheet]

Well now I have to, don't I?

[ Pretty sure you'll find that's a legally binding marriage contract in at least 12 states. ]

Who first?

[spellslots]

I'd say Lucretia but I've been dunking on her hard lately

Magnus?

[rapsheet]

I'd ask if you'll enchant it to follow him around a while for me, but that almost seems a stupid question.

[spellslots]

Very stupid question
I'm gonna record it and attach a speaker to our roomba so it can follow Magnus around the house all day

[rapsheet]

Is the roomba the little robot that keeps trying to trip me? Because if so I'm on board with that. A robot with no arms, it's almost invincible against him.

[spellslots]

The one that Lup keeps trying to put a flamethrower on, yup. There's nothing he can do to stop it

[rapsheet]

The list of things I've seen Lup try to put a flamethrower on isn't exactly short.

[ He's convinced she'd wear flamethrower earrings if she could manage it. ]