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[rapsheet]

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	» Age: Not exactly relevant. » Seeking: Without trying to be evasive - not very much, if I'm honest. » Preferences: That dead people stay dead, as a general rule. » Interests: Good wine, good music, decent odds, and getting my work done. » Bio: Some call me the Grim Reaper. I don't really know what I'm doing here, but a diversion in the meantime can't hurt.
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Comments

[rapsheet]

I'd ask if you'll enchant it to follow him around a while for me, but that almost seems a stupid question.

[spellslots]

Very stupid question
I'm gonna record it and attach a speaker to our roomba so it can follow Magnus around the house all day

[rapsheet]

Is the roomba the little robot that keeps trying to trip me? Because if so I'm on board with that. A robot with no arms, it's almost invincible against him.

[spellslots]

The one that Lup keeps trying to put a flamethrower on, yup. There's nothing he can do to stop it

[rapsheet]

The list of things I've seen Lup try to put a flamethrower on isn't exactly short.

[ He's convinced she'd wear flamethrower earrings if she could manage it. ]

[spellslots]

Wait until you've known her for a few centuries, I'm pretty fucking sure she tried to stick a flamethrower on me at one point

[rapsheet]

As if you weren't hot enough already.

[spellslots]

Ohhhh, are we just breaking out all the lines tonight?

[rapsheet]

There's a difference between breaking out a line and stating a fact, love.

[spellslots]

Two things can be true