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[rapsheet]

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	» Age: Not exactly relevant. » Seeking: Without trying to be evasive - not very much, if I'm honest. » Preferences: That dead people stay dead, as a general rule. » Interests: Good wine, good music, decent odds, and getting my work done. » Bio: Some call me the Grim Reaper. I don't really know what I'm doing here, but a diversion in the meantime can't hurt.
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Comments

[valr]

there are 7.5 billion humans on earth

[Kara 'what's a joke' Styrdottir.

The second point takes her a moment, but she thinks she gets there.]

you claim the undead?

[rapsheet]

Sounds like a lot of gods.

[ The airy shrug almost visible through text alone. ]

That's my job, yes. Or... it was. Rounding up the ones who escaped the astral plane, or wouldn't come, or otherwise toyed with the laws of life and death. We don't take necromancy as lightly as they seem to here.

[valr]

someone makes that choice they don't get to go anywhere, that's punishment enough

[There's no afterlife for undead things.]

[rapsheet]

You just leave them there?

[ Seems counter-intuitive. ]

[valr]

all things end, sooner or later
we're not in a hurry

[rapsheet]

I suppose that's one way of doing things.

What would you do about something that couldn't die? Undead beings of pure magic don't need to go anywhere, in my experience.

[valr]

they wanna exist for eternity in a void after everything else is gone that aint my problem

[rapsheet]

Playing the long game. I respect that.

[ Not about to be fine with open insults to the Raven Queen's name wandering around as if they're untouchable in the meantime, but he can understand a more long-term approach. ]

Honestly I think I'd be bored without the work. Or... I would've been, before.

[valr]

[hollow laughter dot mp3]

you learn to live with it

[rapsheet]

Do you?

[valr]

[Well.

No.]

booze helps, distractions, whatever works for you

[rapsheet]

At this point work would be the distraction.

[ But. Well. That's a long story. ]

I suppose we've all got to find something to do.

[valr]

[Kara isn't much for these sorts of conversations, but she remembers how lost she felt after leaving Asgard, and she gets it.]

do you fight?

[rapsheet]

I can. Why?

[valr]

its a distraction, if you ever wanna spar im hard to kill

[rapsheet]

Not normally my first choice of diversion, but I might take you up on that.

How hard?

[valr]

just dont take my head off

[She can recover from almost anything else.]