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[rapsheet]

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	» Age: Not exactly relevant. » Seeking: Without trying to be evasive - not very much, if I'm honest. » Preferences: That dead people stay dead, as a general rule. » Interests: Good wine, good music, decent odds, and getting my work done. » Bio: Some call me the Grim Reaper. I don't really know what I'm doing here, but a diversion in the meantime can't hurt.
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[umbrastaff]

2 things

1. you better be fucking real or I am nailing your balls to my bat and going swinging

2. are we good with the lich stuff?

[rapsheet]

[ Well that's... certainly colorful. ]

I'm real as far as I know? I remember coming through the portal, speaking to the little welcoming committee. I don't know if there's a more concrete way to be sure.

And... yes. I'm not sure how much you know, but your score is settled as far as I'm concerned. You and Barry both.

[umbrastaff]

[ What did you expect, Krav? ]

Awesome. Then we're good, too.
You gonna stay with us or nah?

[rapsheet]

[ Fair. On second thought he's not sure what about Lup made him ever expect otherwise. ]

Seems that way. With your blessing, of course.

[ A moment later: ]

I take it you met this... copy of me, too, then.

[umbrastaff]

yeah u got it
just take it easy with Koko ok? He's been through a lot

and yeah I did. not in person but still.

[rapsheet]

I'm trying, I promise. I don't want this to be any more difficult for him than you do. But I'll trust you to be my enthusiastic executioner if I get it wrong.

Do things like that happen often?

[umbrastaff]

I know. Threats aside, you're a swell guy.

That specific one was new, but weird shit happens all the time. Taako's got a chain of bad shit happening thanks to this place, the rest of us have skirted by fairly trauma-less.

[rapsheet]

Thank you. I try.

Looks like I've got that to look forward to, then. What's the saying? What doesn't kill you...

[ Because hey, at least it can't do that... ]

[umbrastaff]

[What a dork.]

What doesn't kill you gives you a chance to kill them back. or piss you off
either way, just keep your guard up if she starts looking odd

well

odder than living with taako and his ideas

[rapsheet]

Duly noted.

It's good to know that some things never change.

[umbrastaff]

hold on to that, skeletor

now what do you want for dinner?

[spellslots]

I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again 😩😩😩

[rapsheet]

... I have questions about so many parts of this.

1/2

[spellslots]

Hit me

[spellslots]

With the questions don't actually hit me I am very sore

1/2

[rapsheet]

And here I was just getting my hopes up. You break my heart, love.

[rapsheet]

Honestly the only question worth bothering to ask is... metal?

[spellslots]

Give me like a week

I was hella drunk, my man, and promised more tequila shots. It wasn't worth it

[rapsheet]

Noted.

And you're sure you weren't just... mugged.

[spellslots]

I know when I'm being mugged!

[rapsheet]

Mhm. Of course you do.

[spellslots]

What? You've never been mugged before? It just happens sometimes life's fucking like that

[rapsheet]

Until recently I was never really on the material plane long enough. Incorporeal souls find it difficult to mug anyone, much as a lot of them would have dearly loved to.

[ We don't talk about Legion, thanks. ]

Anyway, I'm just kidding. There's no need to be so sore about it.

[ Badum-tshh. ]

[spellslots]

You were alive once I am pretty fucking sure!

Also I'm breaking up with you for that

[rapsheet]

[ ... Is it weird that he forgets to count his mortal life? That's weird, right? ]

Somehow I managed to escape without getting mugged at any point then either. That I remember, at least. It was a long time ago.

Are you sure you're alright, love? You sound... butthurt.